Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

2010-05-07

Chinglish


Shanghai Is Trying to Untangle the Mangled English of Chinglish

Shanghai has been trying to harness English translations that sometimes wander, like “cash recyling machine.”

Go ahead and snicker, although by last Saturday’s opening of the Expo 2010 in Shanghai, drawing more than 70 million visitors over its six-month run, these and other uniquely Chinese maladaptations of the English language were supposed to have been largely excised.
[...]
The campaign is partly modeled on Beijing’s herculean effort to clean up English signage for the 2008 Summer Olympics, which led to the replacement of 400,000 street signs, 1,300 restaurant menus and such exemplars of impropriety as the Dongda Anus Hospital — now known as the Dongda Proctology Hospital. Gone, too, is Racist Park, a cultural attraction that has since been rechristened Minorities Park.



Chinglish - Lost In Translation (CNN)





Examples of Chinglish on signs







Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

Mowing is murder!


I’ve had that grass…


Collected from: Chinglish | Engrish.com

Sources:
  1. Shanghai Is Trying to Untangle the Mangled English of Chinglish - NYTimes.com
  2. Share Your Photos: Strange Signs From Abroad - The New York Times
  3. YouTube - Chinglish - Lost In Translation (CNN)
  4. Chinglish - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  5. Engrish.com
Related:
  1. A Sampling of Chinglish - Slide Show - NYTimes.com
  2. BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Beijing stamps out poor English
  3. BBC NEWS | Have Your Say | Deciphering 'Chinglish': Your pictures
  4. Engrish - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

2008-02-07

Traffic in Vietnam (pictures)

Some photos clipped from an article in the One Mans Blog about the crazy traffic in Vietnam
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One Mans Blog

Absolutely Crazy Vietnamese Transportation

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2008-01-23

Microsoft patents worker monitoring system (2)

Microsoft seeks patent for office 'spy' software


Microsoft is developing Big Brother-style software capable of remotely
monitoring a worker’s productivity, physical wellbeing and competence.

Angela Hayden ART GODDESS
Microsoft's Electric Shock System for Sleepy Workers
I recommend that they add a system that can shock sleepy workers. I can't tell you how many times the guy in the next cubicle falls asleep and snores on the job. He also makes too many body sounds and always has a running nose. His sniffling is driving me crazy. Microsoft should do something about quelling body noises.

Perhaps, Microsoft could just hook workers up to a urine bag and a feeding tube and they could work continuously without any breaks. I also hate thinking on the job so Microsoft should just put a brain implant in workers so they can daydream all day while their brain is doing work.

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Related:
LinkNotes: Microsoft patents worker monitoring system

2007-11-20

The EGBG Counterscript

Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer.

via: clusterflock: anti-telemarketing EGBG counterscript
related: LinkNotes: Tegenscript

2007-10-23

Funny Math Quotes

A collection of favorite funny math quotes from all over. We will start with funny math quotes that defines what mathematics is. More funny math quotes can be found from our Math Trivia pages.

Mathematics is ...

“Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.”

"Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way." -- George Polya

“Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.”

"Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics." -- E.T. Bell

"Mathematics is not a deductive science – that's a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don't just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork." -- Paul Halmos


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related:
Math Trivia & Math Fun Collection
LinkNotes: Search results for math funny
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2007-10-08

The Female Language Translated

Rosetta Stone

“Do you think she’s pretty?” = “Tell me how beautiful I am (and how much more beautiful I am than she is).”
“Should I cut/grow/dye/perm/etc. my hair?” = “Tell me you love me the way I am.”
“Be honest.” = “Be kind.”
“Are you hungry?” = “I’m hungry.”
“Nothing’s wrong.” = “Everything’s wrong.” (Come on, even Homer Simpson figured that one out.)
“I don’t care.” (When you ask her where she wants to go) = “Don’t you dare take me to Taco Bell again.”

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related:
LinkNotes: Woman Language Dictionary
Does She Mean, What She Says?! | Gossip | Guide For Singles and Married Couples

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iPoor - The Real iPhone Killer

A parody of the iPhone

clipped from ipoor.org
The AMAZING iPoor!

Introducing iPoor


"iPoor is the real iPhone
Killer."

- Walt Moseberg, The Wallet Street Journal.



It's Beautiful

Multi-Touch Technology

Stellar Battery Life

Mind Blowing Phonebook Simplicity

Improves your dating life.

Increases your IQ by 17%


Spread the iPoor Word

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via: StumbleUpon » kaylacey's web site reviews and blog
related:
Dork-Tastic! First iPod Ad Ever on Gadget Lab
The iPoor Helps Fight Poverty in a Very Funny Way
New iPoor handset wows everyone - is this the real iPhone killer? - Pocket-lint.co.uk
iPhone Matters | iPoor: The Real iPhone Killer
iPhone Killer has arrived - Exclusive pictures! | ReviewSaurus - The Techie Dino!
iPoor: The REAL iPhone Killer (... We Promise)



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