The Female Language Translated

Rosetta Stone

“Do you think she’s pretty?” = “Tell me how beautiful I am (and how much more beautiful I am than she is).”
“Should I cut/grow/dye/perm/etc. my hair?” = “Tell me you love me the way I am.”
“Be honest.” = “Be kind.”
“Are you hungry?” = “I’m hungry.”
“Nothing’s wrong.” = “Everything’s wrong.” (Come on, even Homer Simpson figured that one out.)
“I don’t care.” (When you ask her where she wants to go) = “Don’t you dare take me to Taco Bell again.”

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